These horrifying fire breathing monsters are all over town. Mothers cannot leave their babies outside alone. Even young kids are at risk.
All the stray dogs and cats in town have disappeared. It is rumoured that these vicious creatures from hell are responsible.
One elderly Canadian living here in Brasil barely escaped their clutches with his life. Oh the humanity of it all. We need Canadian troops to come and protect us.
Here is a 20 meter giant roaming at will in the Praça Basílio Ceschin, devouring everything in site.
Here is another one down by the river, near the water bottling plant. No one is safe anymore! Swimmers beware!
Here is yet another monster beside the railroad tracks. He must be at least 8 meters long. They won't send trains through Águas da Prata anymore for fear they will attack trains.
Look at this savage beast. Frightening isn't he?
Look at those teeth! Have you ever seen anything so terrifying?
Here is another by the river. There are no fish anymore!
This one is almost 15 meters long.
This one is covered in blood from eating so many hapless teenagers.
Please come and help us defeat this scourge of Águas da Prata. If you cannot do that send money. We will find a way to put it to good use!
Photos by Urso Branco
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Sunday, September 30, 2007
Horrible Monsters
Posted by Urso Branco at 5:08 PM 5 comments
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